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Can't really tell her to STFU

I have twin two year olds. (27 months, to be precise.) And I'm four plus months pregnant with number three.

I am freakin' huge, and I say that as somebody who carried twins in my previous pregnancy. I'm carrying wider and lower, and the damage I haven't been able to repair from said twin pregnancy just makes me feel sort of miserable about myself.

So, you can imagine how frustrating it is when my 27 month old daughters begin a chorus of, "Mommy have big butt!"

And keep it going all. day. long.


In my head, it goes like this:
"Mommy have big butt! Mommy have big butt! Mommy have big butt!"
"SHUT UP! I KNOW! JUST WATCH YOUR DAMN CARTOONS AND LET ME BE FAT IN PEACE!"

Parenthood is amazing.

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flicka23
Jan. 6th, 2012 02:48 am (UTC)
Kids are effin' ruuuude! But you KNOW they don't mean it and are just saying' it to get on your nerve.
dendraphile
Jan. 6th, 2012 03:08 am (UTC)
Nah. They're saying it because it's true. >.
therachel
Jan. 6th, 2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
That is just annoying as hell.
Sometimes I wish it were the 50's and I could get away with smoking during pregnancy. Mmm. Smoking.

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